this is dedicated to you ben stiller
you are my favorite motherfucker
DAVE: why are we so fucking awesome
timelines/iterations
explore a whole mess of daves
headcanons
the major meat of this presentation... the texas roadhouse, even
ships
scope out just how much i lack multishipping
timelines/iterations
==> Currently, there are three iterations of Dave that I have on my muse list. More may be added in the future.==> Post-SBURB Dave is my main Dave muse. There's not really too much to explain here; his timeline essentially follows the alpha/post-retcon timeline in canon and he resides on Earth C. Basically just your average, vanilla Dave. He's currently 27 years old, and sometimes I'll throw in a detail or two about him living with John depending on the specific roleplay. This Dave is not Epilogue/HS2-compliant.==> Knockoff Epilogues Dave is my secondary Dave muse, though I don't play him very often. Some concepts from the Candy Epilogues are incorporated into his lore, but he doesn't actually originate from the Candy timeline. He and John are estranged lovers who aren't over each other in the slightest, and haven't seen each other in years. Dave has also been through two divorces with Karkat and Jade, now living alone in the aftermath. There's a lot of detailed lore with this guy, so if you're curious or want to hit him up in roleplay, you can ask me for the full details.==> Davebot is my third Dave muse, and the newest addition! His timeline pretty much follows the Candy epilogue and HS2 exactly. He's currently situated on a ship with alternate Calliope and Aradia, venturing off to confront Dirk from the Meat timeline as seen in HS2. He primarily communicates with others through Pesterchum.
headcanons
==> Homoromantic (gay, asexual) and polyamorous==> Trans male (he/him); sometimes presents himself as traditionally feminine through appearance clothing (makeup, dresses, crop tops, skirts, etc) but still identifies as male with he/him pronouns==> Afro-Mexican==> Twunk (yes, he does regularly work out)==> 6'6"==> Has scars on his face and body==> Ambidextrous==> Really good at math, at least in no-game AUs==> A DDR and Guitar Hero king==> Still doesn't know shit about sports==> Has literally anything and everything you can imagine in his sylladex because he never fucking cleans it out... okay, maybe not everything, but you get the idea==> Loves paleontology, especially in the form of dead shit and fossils; often goes out on digs to unearth things; really wishes he could have become a paleontologist on old Earth==> Retains a bit of an interest in photography; typically takes pictures while he's outside and often takes pictures of his paleontology digs and fossils, though he's also very into taking selfies constantly==> Has taken up an interest in cooking==> Still makes music quite often; writes raps, beatboxes, and composes lyrics for singing==> His favorite music genres are rap, rock, and alternative rock==> Loves animals, especially dogs and cats; cats are his favorite==> Flirts with dudes that he's attracted to, although he's not very good at it==> Has a lil crush on John still 😳==> Talks in his sleep==> Has depression, anxiety, PTSD, scoliosis, and epilepsy==> Triggers include metal against metal, swords, blades, fighting, and blood
ships
==> Admittedly, I really don't have a lot of Dave ships. I tend to be extremely selective with pairings for him, so you likely won't see me doing much multi-shipping. In some very rare instances, I may be swayed into new ships, so I guess you can try suggesting something to me if you want. No promises, though.==> Additionally, I should note that I heavily prefer roleplaying non-angst shipping content. If you're more on the opposite side, I'm probably not your best option.==> NSFW roleplay is completely fine with me. However, I am very vanilla in my preferences compared to most people. If you're curious or need to look before doing NSFW roleplay with me, I link my F-List on request.==> My absolute, all time, hands down, forever grand slam, favorite ship is JohnDave. I'm literally always open to throwing my Dave into this 24/7, so if there are any HeirTime loving John roleplayers reading this, I beg you to hit me up. My JohnDave crops are always needing to be watered.==> As for additional details, Dave is romantically, physically, and sexually attracted to men. He may, at times, be aesthetically attracted to women, but that's about as far as it goes. Dave can be very, very flirty with men that he's particularly attracted to, and loves to try attracting them to himself, though he likely ends up as more of a clumsy, awkward, overcompensating mess than anything else. He is extremely attracted to traditional masculinity, as well as men with traditionally feminine appearances. His entire sexuality can be described by the Two and A Half Men theme song.